Thursday 23 August 2007

The biggest secret in pro wrestling today

I didn't believe it when I read it. However it has come to my attention that The Great Khali made his pro wrestling debut in 1996.

THE GREAT KHALI IS AN ELEVEN YEAR VETERAN.

He also wrestled for NJPW. That's quite a nice little CV he's got there.

I've always enjoyed watching wrestling since I was a kid. But in my short time of really loving it and being interested in the backstage side of it (which to be fair is probably only 2 years), I think I could actually have a better match against Batista than Khali. I've got no moves, strength or fitness to last 20 minutes, but I'd still have a better match with Dave.

I have no formal training in wrestling. But having said that, I'm pretty sure I'd do a better job than Khali of making it look like I'd had training. Each and every single on of my punches would show light, but the fans wouldn't care because I have the ability to sell punches without a 3 second satellite delay.

I like this website because it shows that India has no such thing as a smark. Good for them. I'm going to go and pity myself now for becoming a smark. Not as much as I'll pity Khali's development as a wrestler over the past 10 years though.

1 comment:

Leigh-Ervin Jackson said...

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Leigh